Your Broke If...

1. You skip the Peppermint Latte at Starbucks because you don't want to pay the extra 60cents, instead, you still get a latte- you just chew up your Dentyne Ice gum and stick it in the cup. Tastes minty fresh!
   
2. You take all of the change from the bottom of your purse and bring it to Coinstar for "drinkin' money!"
3. You start buying things like canned corn, in bulk.
   
4. You feel like splurging, so you take yourself out and buy a BIG GULP.
   
5. You search through the dumpster at a movie theater for old popcorn in trash bags.
   
6. Drip dry.
   
7. You'd be willing to trade sexual favors for a tank of gas.
   
8. Who said ketchup doesn't substitute for marinara sauce? It totally does.
   
9. You used Trick-or-Treating as an opportunity to grocery shop, door-to-door.
   
10. You send your little sister on a "scavenger hunt" around the neighborhood for; detergent, trash bags and tampons. 
11. You audition to model in a hair show for $50 bucks, in turn you get a Hillary Clinton cut.
    
12. You go to Ladies Night at a military bar, surrounded by Republicans all for the sake of $1 wine.
    
13. You thought the orange gas light was supposed to be on, for mood lighting.
    
14. Suddenly getting naked for money doesn't seem like a terrible idea? 25,000 to flash my boobs? Why not.....right?
15. You've gotten really good at hitchhiking, it's a whole new skill.
    
16. You offer to babysit. ugh.
    
17. You've said, "it's not moldyyyyyyy......"
18. The Craigslist "FREE"" section is your new homepage.
    
19. You're doing everything by candlelight to save a few bucks. And the planet, of course.
    
20. ....you run out of matches, so you're sitting in the dark.
21. Your friends send out a search team, "we haven't seen her in weeks...."
    
22. You're getting certified to teach a "fancier version of aerobics" to avoid selling seasonal candles at Bath and Body Works.
    
23. You start going on dates with anyone who asks. What? I wanted to see a movie.
24. You can officially add "Shot Girl" to your resume.
    
25. The people at your credit card company recognize your voice when you say, "I'd like to get an extension....."
26. Savings?
    
27. You offer to help people remove their McCain/Palin bumperstickers, "1 dollar for a dollop of Goo-Gone!"
28. You put your socks on your hands to substitute as a loofa, thus saving a trip to the Laundromat.
    
29. You comfort yourself by saying, "Mo' money, mo' problems. "
30. You steal toilet paper rolls from restaurants and shampoo from hotels. Just bring a suitcase, they'll never know.
    
31. You steal people's leftovers when no one's looking. They barely touched their food, I swear.
32. You start stapling your resume to telephone polls, any takers?
33. You're back at home with Mom and Dad, minus the allowance.

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